Greetings Roundhouse Faithful! I know you have great faith because most of you haven't drank a drop of our beer, and yet the excitement is palpable. As you can see in the photo of our glassware, we are still bone dry in the beer department. Hang in there because we are so, so, so close to having beer in our fermenters.
If you think waiting is tough, wait until you try and get to us. The main road (13th St. SE) that leads to the Northern Pacific Center is being torn up in sections. So at different times you may have to take a different route. I would like to recommend you just put it in 4 low and head overland but those kind of suggestions get me in trouble.
The bathrooms are done! This is huge because it is part of the 1st Law of Beer Dynamics: The first law of beer dynamics is a version of the law of conservation of beer, adapted for beer systems. The law of conservation of beer states that the total beer of an isolated system is constant; beer can be transformed from one form to another, but cannot be destroyed.
This is my second post without my wife proofreading it for grammatical errors and general offensiveness. I am a big boy now. Keep On Chugging . . . Responsibly.